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Erin O'Brien
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that totally reminds me of the time where i snorted ajax off bea arthur's ______ with a rolled up dollar bill and with jodie foster's turkey baster. i moaned as she inserted a he-man action figure into my ______ as I inserted my massive sized _______ into a bowl of trail mix that she had on the table.
i've never been that intimate with a bowl of trail mix before..
If you would read aloud from Green Eggs and Ham, I think I would draw a map of the entire Pacific rim.
This is the kind of porn I like. It's much better than the image of a fist or arm in an anus.
I can only see a still image. Everytime I press play it just gives me a different still image. I will try later today.
It's still good porn to me though.
I got unwood.
Jamwall, why am I never invited to these parties?. I would bring my ferret shaped_______, and you could top it with peanut butter, then insert it in my______ while we both sing the star spangled banner and record all of the festivities for a future post!
Denny, I think I know what you mean.
Dong, that Sam I Am, that Sam I am ... Is that enough for a couple of atolls?
PDD, you never fail to astound me. they put whole arms up there?
toby, excellent, you are read for unsex!
i'm rubbing my ______ in skippy peanut butter right now while watching a rare video clip of annette funacello giving frankie avalon a ________ while eating a watermelon at the same time. no joke!
I have just finished ________ while visualizing Jamwell rubbing his ________ in skippy peanut butter. Additionally, Erin was eating watermelon while receiving _________ from __________.
um.. I have no sound.. so I will just say that you have very active eyebrows..
they really turn me on baby.. yeah
I finally got to see the video Erin. You are a natural! Better than Sally at that table in that restaurant in "When Harry met Sally" originally titled "When _______ met _______"
Well then, lets get undressed.
Dear jamwall and pdd: I'm delighted my _____ inspired you to _________ your __________.
Roxi, yes, my eyebrows are very active. You should see them when I climax. They practically come of my head.
and then dear Toby ... THAT was a good line!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get lucky sometimes.
Actually, that was kind of HOT....
I thought UnPorn would be something that showed the negative consequences of sex....like, you know: CUDDLING; or. "giving someone a ride to the airport" (Shudder!)
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