Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
that totally reminds me of the time where i snorted ajax off bea arthur's ______ with a rolled up dollar bill and with jodie foster's turkey baster. i moaned as she inserted a he-man action figure into my ______ as I inserted my massive sized _______ into a bowl of trail mix that she had on the table. i've never been that intimate with a bowl of trail mix before..
well EOB, I was going to comment exactly as jamwall did above... until I got here and saw he did it before me. It would look like I was a copycat, so I can't now.However, I will admit watching you read unporn material really got me to thinking... and thinking... and thinking... and think, think.... think, think, think... oh my God, think, think, think, think, think, YES thinking!!!Thinking can really hurt your head ya know.
If you would read aloud from Green Eggs and Ham, I think I would draw a map of the entire Pacific rim.
This is the kind of porn I like. It's much better than the image of a fist or arm in an anus.I can only see a still image. Everytime I press play it just gives me a different still image. I will try later today.It's still good porn to me though.
I got unwood.
Jamwall, why am I never invited to these parties?. I would bring my ferret shaped_______, and you could top it with peanut butter, then insert it in my______ while we both sing the star spangled banner and record all of the festivities for a future post!Denny, I think I know what you mean.Dong, that Sam I Am, that Sam I am ... Is that enough for a couple of atolls?PDD, you never fail to astound me. they put whole arms up there?toby, excellent, you are read for unsex!
i'm rubbing my ______ in skippy peanut butter right now while watching a rare video clip of annette funacello giving frankie avalon a ________ while eating a watermelon at the same time. no joke!
I have just finished ________ while visualizing Jamwell rubbing his ________ in skippy peanut butter. Additionally, Erin was eating watermelon while receiving _________ from __________.
um.. I have no sound.. so I will just say that you have very active eyebrows.. they really turn me on baby.. yeah
I finally got to see the video Erin. You are a natural! Better than Sally at that table in that restaurant in "When Harry met Sally" originally titled "When _______ met _______"
Well then, lets get undressed.
Dear jamwall and pdd: I'm delighted my _____ inspired you to _________ your __________.Roxi, yes, my eyebrows are very active. You should see them when I climax. They practically come of my head.and then dear Toby ... THAT was a good line!
I get lucky sometimes.
Actually, that was kind of HOT....I thought UnPorn would be something that showed the negative consequences of sex....like, you know: CUDDLING; or. "giving someone a ride to the airport" (Shudder!)
Post a Comment
Subscribe in a reader