Booger categories: crumbs, stringers, way-backs and "the occasional crispy." Credit: anonymous.
Advice 1: "Watch how he treats the waitress before you marry him." Credit: Erin cannot remember.
Advice 2, in response to "what is the first thing you need to know before you get behind the wheel of a car?"
"How to open a beer with one hand." Credit: Erin's father.
Quote: "Hm. I'm not sure where you could even get the video. Maybe Cockbuster has it." Credit: Hal Perry
Factoid: I own one dildo.