Friday, March 10, 2006

Tuesday I've got Friday on my mind

Dear Motherfuckers,

Please join me for an ErinCam date on Friday, March 10, the year of our lord 2006 at 8 p.m. EST. Please bring Reddi wip and latex gloves.

In the meantime, read this essay that I was going to post here, but sold (for actual money) to the Cleveland Plain Dealer instead.

Those of you who are not motherfuckers are also welcome, and are asked to bring breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.

This post is pre-dated to remain at the top of the blog until our glorious date has transpired.

Wholly yours,

Erin

17 comments:

PDD said...

I ejaculated!

Anonymous said...

I'll be there with bells on. Where the bells will be attached is something I am not authorized to disclosed.

josh williams said...

I read and I liked, your review of the K4-B reminded me so much of my style of reviewing books. I would be there on Friday but I have a K4-B converted with a few old Atari games into the computer I am using at this moment,in addition my dial up disability. Nuff said, you all have fun, me I will be reading old magazines while waiting to download my email. (singular) JW

Hope said...

i would love to come (grantie's friend judy) but i'm stuck in colorado until my children grow up/and or hate me. I'll pretend i have friends and we are doing what you are doing friday night! ( i have latex gloves...is that weird?)

Hope said...

awesome friggin essay by the way sister!!! (keep grindin)

Anonymous said...

i'll read more later. just found your site via slush...I can see you that is wild.I have the same shirt ,got it for x-mas years ago.

jungle jane said...

thats saturday 3pm for me...i will give it my best shot:-)

wallycrawler said...

I love it when women talk house-hold applances . Who knew you were that hot ? ;)

Maureen McHugh said...

Oh man, I have Kitchen Aide envy. I have a more modern Kitchen Aide. No meat grinder attachment. I have an old fashioned meat grinder that you clamp to a dining room table and crank as you feed meat and I used it to grind pork for Chinese dumplings. Which is cool.

But not K4-B Carrie-in-the-kitchen cool. I'll try to drop by on Friday.

Nicole said...

Think anyone's ebaying "breast pumps" right now...?

FLAMINGO1 said...

I can't decide whether to stick it to mom and then bring Reddi-Whip and latex gloves or simply let it be and just bring some breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.

Guess I'll play it by ear and see what kind of mood mom's in.

Hal said...

I have not copulated with my mother, but I might be able to squeeze out a few minutes at 5pm Pacific time.

Shawn said...

Yeah, I guess I fall into the non-motherfucker party. Haven't had sex with anyone's mother.

Guess I'll be bringing the breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.

I guess.

Shawn said...

p.s. I saw this and thought I'd share it with you guys.

PDD said...

Read your essay. Very cool. Have I told you lately I love the shit you own?!

Hope said...

i am so dum - i didn't see web cam date - for friday. I can be there. DOI!!!!!! (I love dates where I don't have to leave my house.)

jungle jane said...

hey! when is the party started? i am ready am cammed up!!