Dear Motherfuckers,
Please join me for an ErinCam date on Friday, March 10, the year of our lord 2006 at 8 p.m. EST. Please bring Reddi wip and latex gloves.
In the meantime, read this essay that I was going to post here, but sold (for actual money) to the Cleveland Plain Dealer instead.
Those of you who are not motherfuckers are also welcome, and are asked to bring breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.
This post is pre-dated to remain at the top of the blog until our glorious date has transpired.
Wholly yours,
Erin
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I ejaculated!
I'll be there with bells on. Where the bells will be attached is something I am not authorized to disclosed.
I read and I liked, your review of the K4-B reminded me so much of my style of reviewing books. I would be there on Friday but I have a K4-B converted with a few old Atari games into the computer I am using at this moment,in addition my dial up disability. Nuff said, you all have fun, me I will be reading old magazines while waiting to download my email. (singular) JW
i would love to come (grantie's friend judy) but i'm stuck in colorado until my children grow up/and or hate me. I'll pretend i have friends and we are doing what you are doing friday night! ( i have latex gloves...is that weird?)
awesome friggin essay by the way sister!!! (keep grindin)
i'll read more later. just found your site via slush...I can see you that is wild.I have the same shirt ,got it for x-mas years ago.
thats saturday 3pm for me...i will give it my best shot:-)
I love it when women talk house-hold applances . Who knew you were that hot ? ;)
Oh man, I have Kitchen Aide envy. I have a more modern Kitchen Aide. No meat grinder attachment. I have an old fashioned meat grinder that you clamp to a dining room table and crank as you feed meat and I used it to grind pork for Chinese dumplings. Which is cool.
But not K4-B Carrie-in-the-kitchen cool. I'll try to drop by on Friday.
Think anyone's ebaying "breast pumps" right now...?
I can't decide whether to stick it to mom and then bring Reddi-Whip and latex gloves or simply let it be and just bring some breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.
Guess I'll play it by ear and see what kind of mood mom's in.
I have not copulated with my mother, but I might be able to squeeze out a few minutes at 5pm Pacific time.
Yeah, I guess I fall into the non-motherfucker party. Haven't had sex with anyone's mother.
Guess I'll be bringing the breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.
I guess.
p.s. I saw this and thought I'd share it with you guys.
Read your essay. Very cool. Have I told you lately I love the shit you own?!
i am so dum - i didn't see web cam date - for friday. I can be there. DOI!!!!!! (I love dates where I don't have to leave my house.)
hey! when is the party started? i am ready am cammed up!!
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