Please join me for an ErinCam date on Friday, March 10, the year of our lord 2006 at 8 p.m. EST. Please bring Reddi wip and latex gloves.
In the meantime, read this essay that I was going to post here, but sold (for actual money) to the Cleveland Plain Dealer instead.
Those of you who are not motherfuckers are also welcome, and are asked to bring breast pumps and rubbing alcohol.
This post is pre-dated to remain at the top of the blog until our glorious date has transpired.