Erin do you have a crazed obsessed stalker fan yet? if not, may i apply for the honour? tell me what you fear more - a knife or strange noises in the night - so that i can get it right. and what pets do you have that i will need to knock off - a family cat or dog?
i realise its hard to stalk from Australia but i think that only proves my devotion even more.
In fact I do have a handful of wierd stalkers. Like marital aids and shoes, however, a girl can never have too many.
I prefer the sort that devote an entire room to thier Erin Shrine, complete with photos they have taken of me whilst I was unaware (my head attractively cocked over a cup of coffee in a cafe--taken at an oblique angle through a series of windows, that sort of thing).
A tall order, I know, but all worthwhile things are.
Satan. Satan. Satan.
Why do you continue to waste time with these meaningless trollops? Of course I am here for you darling.
why am i wasting time with these trollops when i could be knocking boots with you
looked at your erin obrien naked link
you are evil
if you showed me more i would be in heaven
jungle jane remember that time you and i tied up that lactose intolerant chick that we picked up at the bar and we didnt know that she had just drank an entire chocolate milk shake and while we were taking turns diddling her she crapped on the ceiling
Satan she wasn't lactose intollerant - she had a leaky gut. and that so wasn't chocolate milk either...she just said that in case you didn't want to do her if you knew the truth. i tried to explain to her you were the lord of the underworld but i guess not everyone rolls like us....
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Erin do you have a crazed obsessed stalker fan yet? if not, may i apply for the honour? tell me what you fear more - a knife or strange noises in the night - so that i can get it right. and what pets do you have that i will need to knock off - a family cat or dog?
i realise its hard to stalk from Australia but i think that only proves my devotion even more.
erin i think shannon is dumping me and i just need someone to talk to
it would make me feel better if you and jane would tag team me
Shanon is dumping you? *perk* Does that mean she's available??
JJ,
In fact I do have a handful of wierd stalkers. Like marital aids and shoes, however, a girl can never have too many.
I prefer the sort that devote an entire room to thier Erin Shrine, complete with photos they have taken of me whilst I was unaware (my head attractively cocked over a cup of coffee in a cafe--taken at an oblique angle through a series of windows, that sort of thing).
A tall order, I know, but all worthwhile things are.
Satan. Satan. Satan.
Why do you continue to waste time with these meaningless trollops? Of course I am here for you darling.
Erin, I am your biggest fan...
erin
you are right
why am i wasting time with these trollops when i could be knocking boots with you
looked at your erin obrien naked link
you are evil
if you showed me more i would be in heaven
jungle jane remember that time you and i tied up that lactose intolerant chick that we picked up at the bar and we didnt know that she had just drank an entire chocolate milk shake and while we were taking turns diddling her she crapped on the ceiling
that was sick
Satan she wasn't lactose intollerant - she had a leaky gut. and that so wasn't chocolate milk either...she just said that in case you didn't want to do her if you knew the truth. i tried to explain to her you were the lord of the underworld but i guess not everyone rolls like us....
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