A reference document for my dear readers:
Ten good reasons to watch your ass, particularly those of us who are in possession of (ahem) pornography* (see Sixth Court of Hell).
* Hop on over here and visit the website listed. Whether or not this can be called pornography, I couldn't say. I can tell you that the Eryn depicted in the link and the Erin who reveals herself within these pages (er, me) are not relations. Whether the erroneous link drums up a book sale or two remains to be seen.