I have seen you like this before...under the sounds of metal bunk springs in the after-midnight drunken hours, the cheery salutation of your morning breasts as you rolled out of bed and down to the floor below - eye-level with my mattress. Through all the shinnanigans of Suite 408 (and beyond), I don't think I've ever seen you look so delicately beautiful. I love the site! U No Who
My Areola's are perfect; not too dark, nor too light. And just for the record, I didn't have to click and enlarge either. My nipples morphed into erasers. And my areola's kissed and licked them, and now I'm satisfied.
I believe my Areola's have to now confess to a pedophile. My appointment is at 3:00pm
Believe me, Stephanie, I knew your identity from the get go. But I've been so busy fighting off the Yanomamos, that I've barely had time to catch my breath.
I might add that it's about darn time you showed up. As you can see, I've got quite a lot on my hands here, what with all the gentlmen callers and all. I need all the help I can get.
Annie's still suffering publically with her body image issues. Why she caused a young pencil thin erection in nylon shorts just the other day and has since taken her problem to Jerry Springer's producers for review. And as for Carmen,well she's still stompin' to The Gap Band and eatin' out of a hot pot. (What the hairy fug?)
Pinky, I'm not all empty words, i'm all type in blogosphere. I'm all mouth full when I greet my husband after work in the car driving home. We almost get in accidents every evening. And when I correspond with you and the rest, I'm at work. I don't exactly have the liberty to strip naked and post pictures of my glorious self on my blog. My co-workers will rape me, and then my husband will kill them. And then my husband will kill me for posting naked pictures of myself on my blog. And then I will be in the dog house where sex is concerned, and then I would have to shoot myself. My mother is horrible at funerals. I would never do that to my mother. So essentially, it's my mothers fault that I don't post any naked pictures of my glorious self.
This must have gotten you lots of hits! Very nice photo. I can say that because I am a straight woman who can appreciate a beautiful naked photo of another straight woman! So all you men out there with weird kinky fantasies...go ahead, dream on.
Drea, it is sort of like Superman. When the glasses are on, she is like Clark Kent. Take the glasses (and the clothes) off and she is like Superman. Glasses are such a good disguise that we wouldn't even know that Erin was Erin if Erin hadn't told us.
Well Erin your very pretty :-) Its just amazing how different you look in the naked pic. I agree w/ Flamingo its like the superman thing ;-) pretty neat.
PDD has nothing better to say than insults towards me. Jealousy is a terrible thing PDD please try and move on.
Two nights ago in Australia, a television show about Lewis Morley. His whole life has been dogged by this photograph he took in 1963. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CKeeler1.jpg arrived here via ~river~ and ~d (tilde)
67 comments:
OMG! You are hilarious and a foxy lady!
If I were a lesbian or even bisexual I would rape you.
Ah ha ha ha haaa.
I can't believe you did it.
That's just great. And a good picture at that.
MsAmber
Now I would like you to pose in front of the chair. I think I can rally some backup from Pinky on this one.
May I borrow your chair?
I have made a mess of mine.
woohoo!! we can see you nekkid AND read your email!
Lovely skin...great expression!
I don't have to click to enlarge. Just admiring your picture took care of that for me.
I clicked something...and it became enlarged!
Great HNT post!!! Do not, under any circumstances, loan Dongley your chair.
I have seen you like this before...under the sounds of metal bunk springs in the after-midnight drunken hours, the cheery salutation of your morning breasts as you rolled out of bed and down to the floor below - eye-level with my mattress. Through all the shinnanigans of Suite 408 (and beyond), I don't think I've ever seen you look so delicately beautiful. I love the site!
U No Who
I like your toe ring as well.
ok. . . so the token lesbian reader of this site is sufficiently turned on. ..
Next stop...AREOLA!!!!!
I think flamingo meant to say that he wants to see some Polynesian cartography next week.
I went ahead and made a map of the Great Lakes in your honor. It was quite a challenge, but I was able to manage. That Lake Superior was a beatch.
*insert wolf whistle*
My Areola's are perfect; not too dark, nor too light. And just for the record, I didn't have to click and enlarge either. My nipples morphed into erasers. And my areola's kissed and licked them, and now I'm satisfied.
I believe my Areola's have to now confess to a pedophile. My appointment is at 3:00pm
How can I love you if you won't lie down?
spectacular.
now THAT is visiting the topic in earnest. but no wonder you get so cold writing at night.
Sometimes you have to give the people what they want.
One other note: typing the sentence "Click to enlarge," might have been the most satisfying act of my life.
Ok, found you by way of Femi Mommy...
Very sexy picture and I love the toe ring!
Love this shot...reminds me of the "Scandal" poster...HHNT!
I'll be back!!
All this talk from PDD about lovely muffins and perfect areolas...is it just talk?? Erin has offered up skin. PDD - only empty words.
Erin, will your chair be auctioned on E-Bay? Dongley, you'd better get your credit card limit bumped up!
Erin, you're a honey, and I say that in the most platonic manner a married man can muster. Kudos!
why haven't you guessed my identity, dear? I suppose you think I am too much of an elasticized c?
Believe me, Stephanie, I knew your identity from the get go. But I've been so busy fighting off the Yanomamos, that I've barely had time to catch my breath.
I might add that it's about darn time you showed up. As you can see, I've got quite a lot on my hands here, what with all the gentlmen callers and all. I need all the help I can get.
I look forward to your frequent visits.
Love,
Erin
Have you seen Annie or Carmen lately?
Annie's still suffering publically with her body image issues. Why she caused a young pencil thin erection in nylon shorts just the other day and has since taken her problem to Jerry Springer's producers for review. And as for Carmen,well she's still stompin' to The Gap Band and eatin' out of a hot pot. (What the hairy fug?)
The Gap Band rocks. Don't go there, Lil Ms. Hart to Hart.
I see the next photo shoot taking place on a motorcycle.
I was actually doing a Google search for "porn", "enlarge", and "naughty nads". This site was at the top...
Erin O'Brien is cutting edge again ... but somehow I don't see chairs as fashion-attire becoming the next rage.
Pinky, I'm not all empty words, i'm all type in blogosphere. I'm all mouth full when I greet my husband after work in the car driving home. We almost get in accidents every evening. And when I correspond with you and the rest, I'm at work. I don't exactly have the liberty to strip naked and post pictures of my glorious self on my blog. My co-workers will rape me, and then my husband will kill them. And then my husband will kill me for posting naked pictures of myself on my blog. And then I will be in the dog house where sex is concerned, and then I would have to shoot myself. My mother is horrible at funerals. I would never do that to my mother. So essentially, it's my mothers fault that I don't post any naked pictures of my glorious self.
I've shot myself a few times.
It can be a little disconcerting for a Professional Polynesian cartographer like myself to do something so bush league.
This must have gotten you lots of hits! Very nice photo. I can say that because I am a straight woman who can appreciate a beautiful naked photo of another straight woman! So all you men out there with weird kinky fantasies...go ahead, dream on.
Hey Erin. Who is the person in your avitar profile pic? Is that you? Cause this naked lady doesnt look like the same person. Which ones real! :-)
Drea, believe me, both pix are me and both pix are real. Also, no photoshop here (I used the chair instead).
Erin, I think after Drea reads your "In The Word" post, she wont revisit. Take it from me. She voted for the antichrist.
Drea, it is sort of like Superman. When the glasses are on, she is like Clark Kent. Take the glasses (and the clothes) off and she is like Superman. Glasses are such a good disguise that we wouldn't even know that Erin was Erin if Erin hadn't told us.
I just showed my husband your post and he said "All the good parts are missing."
Well Erin your very pretty :-) Its just amazing how different you look in the naked pic. I agree w/ Flamingo its like the superman thing ;-) pretty neat.
PDD has nothing better to say than insults towards me. Jealousy is a terrible thing PDD please try and move on.
Drea,
If you can not find it in you to distinguish Jealously from reality, I will move on.
Erin,
Drea is: E) All of the above.
um ok?
You people absolutely mystify me.
WHOAH!!!! What a shot!!!!
One day, I'll have the courage to do something like that...but I doubt I'll ever post it online. ;)
viewed immedietly after gym.
will comment as soon as i am sure there wasn't a new 12ga shotgun under xmas tree for eric.
oops, i guess i mean "immediately"
A haiku for erin:
look across south green
you'll see that smile and wonder
why you fucked her over
well well well, then.
who have we here?
Webcam in background
My mind envies its view point
Naked back on web.
Oh, sweetheart, I knew there was a reason I was proud to be Irish!
God bless Erin O'Brien and the United States of America! More nude pics!
(cue John Philip Sousa music)
....and ten years later i see this pic in the web my god i wish i had more time ....
Just Damn! Now I'll be sure to read this Blog everyday. Hell, I might even buy your book too.
You are one freaky Domestic Goddess. Now, do you know how to remove protein stains from cotton?
p.s. Cotton is my pet sheep.
Two nights ago in Australia, a television show about Lewis Morley. His whole life has been dogged by this photograph he took in 1963.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CKeeler1.jpg
arrived here via ~river~ and ~d (tilde)
waltzing ma~a
Writers are perverts.
Timothy Gager, writer
Yeah, I did click on "Erin O'Brien Naked" - I couldn't help myself. And yeah, I do fancy you Erin....good luck with the webcam naked fest.
I say this in jest, because I know it ain't ever gonna happen, but...
Will you marry me???
Very Classy. Nice!
Wow, hell I am really loving Thursdays! Nice VERY Nice!
When I saw this link on the front page I just had to click it! Mmmm, so glad I did too, cutie!
xoxo,
nina
I always feel naked without MY hat too...
Holy shit am I glad I happened to notice that link! I don't even know what else to say.
Nice Article.
You're still ugly as hell! Please go away Miss Earth Mother Hippie Chick...
Hi there. Mind if I drop my pants and everything else in the same fashion? Don't want you to be lonely. ;)
Ahem...just happened to notice that title in the archives...don't listen to anonymous...stay, Miss Earth Mother Hippie Chick, stay...
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