"Basically,

I want to have sex with (Sarah Palin) on my Barack Obama sheets while my wife reads aloud from the Constitution."

from Michael Seitzman for Huffington Post

It just gets better and better

McCain campaign manager Rick Davis from the Huffington Post:

"Why would we want to throw Sarah Palin into a cycle of piranhas called the news media that have nothing better to ask questions about than her personal life and her children?" Davis said. "So until at which point in time we feel like the news media is going to treat her with some level of respect and deference, I think it would be foolhardy to put her out into that kind of environment."

There. Doesn't everyone feel better now?

Troopergate investigation: bad Sarah!

"Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper." --Huffington Post

"Palin violated the state ethics act." --ABC News

The report is just hitting the airwaves. More to come--for us at least. As for Palin, she still has a few career opportunities: