Friday, September 12, 2008

"Basically,

I want to have sex with (Sarah Palin) on my Barack Obama sheets while my wife reads aloud from the Constitution."

from Michael Seitzman for Huffington Post

6 comments:

~d said...

Jeez, Erin!-I said the same thing the other day!!!

~d heart Erin

Anonymous said...

By God Seitzmans got it! I'd fuck her but I wouldn't marry her! I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch!


RJ

Chris said...

You missed the part about washing off her trannie make-up first, which is an absolute must. Who wants to have to get mascara out of their Obama bedlinens?

Mongrel Porksword said...

I'd put a bag over her head to avoid mascara stains.

MilesB said...

All of this clearly demonstrates Palin's MILF appeal. Same old same old clever Republican tricks; they always manage to tap into that dirty secret subconscious...

Zen Wizard said...

I dunno--for me, when a woman can't ellucidate a working definiition of the Bush Doctrine, I kinda lose wood...

...just kidding. She's hot!

Just make sure you wear a Trigphylactic with those Evangelical chicks. Keeps the "miscellaneous deductions" part of your paycheck lower.