Offices of Erin O'Brien this morning, I ran across the item pictured in the graphic to the left. And yes: said item is representative of all the important items stored within these important walls.
Predictably, I was compelled to remove the "Spa Therapy For Toes!" from the package. After all, they are as seen on TV.
As if I even have to tell you what came next.
So this, dear reader, is how it goes. I start off cleaning my office, but end up arranging a photo of my toes encased in blue plastic gel splayed out before a couple of menacing denizens of Casa O'Brien.
Kids, don't try this at home.
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