This beer can perfectly represents the human condition. It is at once playful and dejected. It is the high life. It is the low life. It is all things behind us and all things before us.
I love this beer can.
The elusive Northeast Ohio Winter Bee.
Aha! A discarded Philly cheese container. Surely there must be a cheesecake around here somewhere. Watson, fetch my magnifying glass and fork.
Road-style fruit basket or Study in Orange and Eve's Demise?
Log on a wire (yes, really).
The red ...
... the white.
The red and the white and the blue.
The Darwinian imperative, stymied. Possibly related to the beer can and road-style fruit basket in a philosophical sense as well as a literal sense.
Study in Giant Unidentified Gross Object, Athletic Shoe and Finger of Photographer.
Dood. Shit's over. Quit waving at everybody and go home.
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