Did you own a sour little slice of Solyndra? Or a sweet slice of a company that manufactures emergency birth control pills? Did you donate to a charity that supports (gasp) peace? Perhaps your lil' bag-o-tricks got you out of paying any taxes at all on millions in income.
My goodness, it must be something very very toxic indeed to be a better option than, well, this.
I swear, the suspense is killing me. I hope it lasts.
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