There you sit, oh once-prized object, on the verge of such an indignant end. A glittering wonder not so long ago, now you're another old fat man awaiting his death while the sleek youth usurp all that was formerly yours. The horror, the horror.
Coconut water with booger floaties.
I've just seen a face. I can't forget the time or place. That we'd just met. She's just the girl for me.* And I want all the world to see we've met. Na na na na na na.
*Okay, that line doesn't fit. So kill me already.
Far out, man.
The swankiest McDonald's I ever saw.
Are you serious? I mean really?
Square D safety switch, meet Picasso Redux. Picasso Redux, meet Cleveland Public Power. Now you three play nice.
Dude, the cookie place is just down the road. Look for a happy face. You can't miss it.
What do Slimfst (sic), TP and suet have in common? They meet with parrots upon a bed of Baby Ruths.