Monday, May 07, 2012

A maroon coloured bag of agony

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Dear Readership,

Immediately if not sooner, click the following link and go directly to the product review section. You will not be disappointed.

~~Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel~~

Love,  Erin

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twinklysparkles said...

a. how did you find this?
b. how did you find this?
c. how far along did you read in the product reviews?
d. FANTASTIC, O'Brien, I love it!
e. I recently plagiarized your use of "kiss my ass" on my blog and I feel guilty.
f. I know you don't own the rights to "kiss my ass"
g. but still, you RULE the phrase "kiss my ass"
h. have you seen this, because I think you should. It is right up your alley:

And this:

Ciao! twinkly

Erin O'Brien said...

My buddy Hal Perry linked it on FB.

As for kiss my ass, 'tis universal, no? That said, it should be used sparingly, but when you are so moved, do move.

Re: the hot dead guy blog: It's nice to know that I'm not alone when it comes to pining over deadsters.

I sort of miss ramen noodles. I don't think they had that flavor when I was in college, though.

Ms Amanda said...

Fantastic way to start the day!

Anonymous said...

Wow. And they all(at least the ones I read)give it a favorable review.

Hard to figure the British. They like their beer warm and their women cold.

They cook the eels that feed on their sewage in the Thames.

They'd much rather visit a dominatrix than a dentist.

Their ballsiest Prime Minister since Churchill was a woman.

They stole India fair and square, and then gave it right the fuck back. Shoulda kept it.

And if they showered every day they wouldn't have to worry about Veet. A quick swipe of the razor every day or two keeps the playground neat and tidy.


philbilly said...

The Brits drink warm beer because their refridgerators are built by Lucas Electric, the same demons that wired Erin's Dad's 2+2 E-type Jag.

Lucas, Prince of Darkness.

The three positions of a Lucas toggle switch:

Joseph Lucas himself did not drink alcohol and died of typhoid from contaminated water.

Possibly the greatest internet product review ever:

"....Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain.....My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."

DogsDontPurr said...

I think these are some of the best comments ever!

Anonymous said...



Anonymous said...

I do believe that at least one of those reviews was written by Vman.

James Old Guy

Anonymous said...

First, tis the Goat interested in some Veet? Second, did you notice the second ingredient (urea). So piss on all of them comments.....

eviljwinter said...

I'm not sure which was more disturbing: "Do not put on knob and bollix" or "Not for nose hair." At least the first guy admits he took one for the team.

Anonymous said...


re the hot-but-deceased:

One of the all-time great covers, not only oin Rolling Stone magazine history but of publishing history in general came when the Doors catalog was reissued circa 1979-1980, many of their titles shooting up the charts.

Beautiful shirtless photo of Mr Mojo Risin:

He's Hot!
He's Sexy!
He's Dead!


Anonymous said...

Memo to self:

Write down some of these euphemisms for El Packago, for use in insulting flamers on web threads...insults are always better when you KNOW the other person knows they've been insulted, just not quite how...


Erin O'Brien said...

My hands-down favorite: I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff.

from Tagnutt Mandeville.

contraryguy said...

I couldn't get past the top comment: KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. Which I'm gonna guess is a guy who hasn't actually used the product, but couldn't resist a good yuck. I mean, having heard stories of what Nair does to women's legs, why would you... well never mind. Good laugh tho.