Dude, don't go losing your head. I can give you a hand.
The original brain fart?
Obviously, something didn't measure up.
Gather 'round, children, and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, children just like you used to win prizes at the carnival midway that were funny stretched out soda bottles with colored water in them. This one held a mysterious concoction called TAB before someone drank it and turned it into what you see here. Some children had whole collections of these that they displayed amid other strange items like velvet posters and black lights.
Times sure used to be different, children.
Airborne idea generator in the lobby of WCPN, taken just before having this interview with Dee Perry on NPR's "Around Noon."
Two frogs sitting together but not looking at each other. Perhaps they are protesting Leap Year. Is Leap Year anti-frog?
A hot time in the old town was had by ... someone.
You can have a blueberry muffin. You can have a cinnamon roll. But there should be a law against blueberry muffin or cinnamon roll pudding.
Um, no thank you. I already ate.
Talk about your game face. You'd never know he lost the last couple of rounds.
There is a certain poetry to towering displays of Velveeta (in 2 lb. bricks no less!) at the Walmart. I do not know what that poetry is, but there is a certain poetry.
Goat seated on pod beneath a device that looks like it might suck him up into a mysterious spaceship.