Thursday, December 22, 2011

Phone cam round up: dubious holiday roll call

Stumbled upon these militant little bastards in my travels. Those things underneath them are their giant silver turds. Got Rudolph?

Yes, I shopped at the mall. Yes, I ate lunch in the food court. No, I don't like to admit it. But red taco shells? As if taking a "break" from holiday mall shopping by eating at Taco Bell isn't enough punishment. I'm telling you people, everything comes back to you.

These guys are trying. I give them points for trying.

One wonders, one does, if this unfortunate discovery ...

... is related to this one.

Now then, if that guy isn't Christmas-alternative enough for you, stop by SantaCon 2011. You won't regret it.

Off for more ho-ho-ho-ing.

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Anonymous said...

(Pic #4)

Nine out of ten bartenders recommend "The Club". It will make your car completely undriveable...

wv: nounp-the product of verbp

VideoDude said...

Happy Holidays, Erin. And to all the readers and contributors to the Owner's Manual.

Bill said...

Thanks VD. Right back at you. This isn't my favorite time of year but it's really hard to be bah humbugish if you have grandkids. And, I do. And thanks for the Blog Erin. I've been hanging out here for quite a while now. Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

twinkly sparkles said...

I like the dude with the candy cane mohawk. And the barefoot guy with his dogs in the next photo who didn't seem to be part of SantaCon at all.

Merry Christmas, EOB!

Erin O'Brien said...

Hola gang,

Gotta post this: Dig the graphic in this link.

When I first saw it, I thought the sphere was the size of a baseball. That mother is 3 1/2 feet in diameter!

Behold the importance of the erin foot when it comes to object scale.

Merry merry and happy happy!

Anonymous said...

I think it probably belongs to Philbilly.

Feliz Navidad.


alphadog said...

Merry Christmas Erin O'Brien.
To you, your immediate family and your extended family here at the Owner's Manual.

Anonymous said...

The average lifespan of reindeer is 8-10 years.
We can stop singing about Rudolph..

wv: tatib...the right tati; the left tati is tatia

Kirk said...

Just looked it up. There are over 13,000 man-made objects orbiting the Earth. Man, suppose they all fell down at once?

Anonymous said...

The site of the late, great Goodman's Sandwich Inn is now the site of a "Corky & Lenny's Express".