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Family, meet refrigerator.
Refrigerator, meet Family.
Leftover ham: check
Leftover baked beans: check
Leftover potato salad: sorry, I ate it
Eggs: oops, fresh out
Leftover chicken pot pie soup: check
Various dairy products (cream cheese, yogurt, cottage cheese): check
A bunch of other crap (beverages, condiments, whatever): check
Combine items listed above with other kitchen/pantry ingredients for today's sustenance. Check the freezer before totally freaking out (Mr. Stouffer might be hanging out in there).
The housewife has left the building.
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