I know I shouldn't be grinning over this, but I swear I cannot help myself.
Listen Newtster: $500,000 in a "revolving charge account" with Tiffany's ain't anybody's business. I realize that. But, baby, people who are busting their ass nailing shingles or working at Wendy's or rolling asphalt in order to pay off the $5,000 in credit card debt they incurred by putting food on the table when they were out of work for a year and a half have OPINIONS ON THIS SORT OF THING.
Oh yeah--festooning your THIRD YOUNG BEAUTIFUL wife with a half a million dollars worth of Tiffany loot ain't going to win you any chick votes, either.
Next up, "right wing social engineering" is right up there with "Kenyan anti-colonial behavior." Baby, a presidential campaign ain't a Fox News commentary. Smart people are listening now and they aren't going to swallow your moronic propaganda like the Fox Zombies.
Aside to readership: whatever you do, watch this (and yes, that is the actual text of the press release):
Lastly, back to Mr. Gingrich: peace be with you too, mo' fo'.
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