Friday, April 29, 2011

Phone cam round-up special edition: druid pornography


Insert tab A into slot B.


One puckered invitation!


Treeboob.


Double trouble.


Mr. Stubby.


Mr. Bondage.


Miss Dainty.


Mustache rides!


On his way up or down?


At the TREE-Y-N office.


Naughty, naughty!

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Comment directive: No. Wood. Jokes.

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19 comments:

Chris said...

Whaddaya mean, no wood jokes?!? What else are we supposed to talk about after a post like that?

Suicide King said...

You are too silly !!!! Where do you find your pictures for your blog??? Have a wonderful weekend Erin :)

VideoDude said...

I need a cold shower now!

Erin O'Brien said...

Unless otherwise noted, I take all the phone cam round-up pix. erf!

Leslie Morgan said...

Yow! And I've been bragging up the beautiful outdoors where I live. Maybe Ohio is where I belong, after all. I WOOD have made unwelcome jokes, so I'm glad you warned us.

Bill said...

The last picture should be labled, hermaphrodite.

Bill said...

labled? ha. you know what i meant. must have been thinkin labia.

Ms Amanda said...

My MIL once passed around a set of gorgeous nature photos at a gathering. She pulled me aside later to tell me she only took the pictures because the trees were phallic and had very large 'hairy' balls. Then she pulled out her favorites and we chortled with glee!

Vince said...

You''re not thinking about doing some sanding and drilling are you. :D

Erin O'Brien said...

I just reviewed this post. If I weren't me and I was looking at this I would think I am a highly unusual individual.

help.

Now then, imagine what I looked like as I gazed around like an idiot while on my five-mile walks looking for erotic tree features. Then imagine me going into stealth mode with my phone cam as I tiptoed onto foreign yards and tried to capture the images.

Anonymous said...

You are starting to worry me, Ms. O'Brien. :-)

Contrary Guy said...

geez, it must've been a LONG winter up there. Tree porn, lol. Spring tulips, leafy greenery maybe, but naughty er knotty pine pics?

btw not the first time I've seen people with faces on their trees. Must be an Ohio thing.

twinklysparkles said...

Spring is all about sex, life is all about procreating and multiplying. I guess porn and human sex aren't though.

I always love your phone cam posts.

The funny thing is that all of these trees are old and some look dead-ish, so it doesn't seem the typical sex/springtime connection.

twinklysparkles said...

Contrary Guy--there are some trees down the street from me that have these little constructed faces. Not necessarily an Ohio thing.

Contrary Guy said...

Not just Ohio... good. We're blamed for enough already.

Strange though isn't it... faces on trees. Somebody took the time and effort to give their tree a face. Was one across from a bar I used to go to... huge old oak with no branches below 30 ft up, the face was about 10-12 feet up. Then hurricane Ike took the top off of him, and they sent in the tree service to remove the rest. Did I say 'him'? Geez now Erin has me seeing this stuff.

Bill said...

Apparently, Cleveland has a shortage of professional tree trimmers.

wholesale Wireless Accessories said...

I never thought that there are also porn trees. This post was really disgusting. Oh well, kids must have a parental guidance to view this photos.

Erin O'Brien said...

There's something to love about the human behind "wholesale wireless accessories" surfacing to make that comment--and with offense over a bunch of silly pix of trees at that.

Life. Is. Beautiful.

Bill said...

No penetration. No porn. All trees over 18.