"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." Dorothy Parker
"The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down." Whitney Brown
"Turtles always strike me as devastatingly serious. If turtles could talk, I'd believe everything they said." Guess who?
"Watch how he treats the waitress before you marry him." Unknown
"If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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