-To freshen sponges, run them through the dishwasher along with the soiled plates and flatware.
-I just said "soiled." I just said "flatware."
-I use "shampoo" as a verb. It is this sort of subtlety that sophisticates me.
Not now. I just shampooed my hair!
Okay, baby, but first let me shampoo my hair.
You miserable Goat! I just laundered the bedding!
-I am proud of myself for not drawing attention to using the word bedding in the previous entry and I realize that I have diminished said accomplishment by noting my pride in this entry.
-My 27-ounce Klean Kanteen stainless steel classic with the sport cap in "Prevention Purple" squeaks when I drink from it.
-My long gray hairs imbue me with a certain regality.
-Use newspaper and a spray bottle of vinegar and water to clean windows. Let me know how it works out. I've never tried it.
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