Please view this evocative footage while your humble hostess struggles to pen yet another brilliant post that exposes the human condition by way of some inane detail such as a disposable hand soap dispenser.
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Lifted from the indubitable and intrepid Bridget Callahan.
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14 comments:
I'm not trying to say anything or anything, but this guy is never ever ever going to get laid.
Patently not true.
Laid is a very open definition.
I only managed 19 seconds before my gross out meter was off the charts. That is just odd, creepy and sad.
And, no, he probably will never get laid. But why is there an option for strangely animal like, moving, 'breathing blob?
*shudder*
I'd straddle that thing and hump the living shit out of it.
Not only would I hump it into submission, I would record the entire episode and post the resulting footage on the internet and anyone who didn't like it could kiss my ass.
I'd laugh like a goddamn banshee the whole time, throwing my hair back like some miserable 1986 MTV groupie wannabe.
Oh, and I'd probably try and tickle it too. I'd poke it and get it to do weird shit.
Hmmm, this post has as a label, "marital aids" and you are considering a blog post on hand soap dispensers. Any connection between the two wonders I. ...
You'll be able to marry one of those, soon, in California. I've always wondered if the pillsbury dough boy was really a boy or not.
So Bill, have you and the blob picked out the furniture?
actually the blob is very useful as a couch too.
eewwwww....
It was like watching the Mormon version of Eraserhead.
Life is now irretrievably shorter by 2 minutes, 7 seconds. Fortunately, I was also drinking coffee.
At the top of M. Callahan's blog is a button labeled "Report Abuse."
I'd say this vid would qualify but I can't bring myself to snitch.
RJ
Okay, fine! My first thought was that it was highly humpable...
But, I thought Pillsbury was supposed to go into the oven...? Or was this mouth-breather kneading it first? In any case, it's poppin' fresh!
On balance, though, that's 2 minutes and 6 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
I was actually OK until nap time ...
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