1) Here's my turkey bone soup recipe. That is the best goddamn turkey bone soup you will ever eat, hands-down.
2) If a straight married chick makes out/plays boobie squash with Cat Cora, is that considered adultery? Please advise.
3) The Goat's smoked turkey was 100 percent kick ass yesterday, but you can't make turkey bone soup out of a smoked turkey carcass. That is what is known as a cruel irony, people.
3.4) Leftover candied yams for breakfast? HELL YEAH.
4) Behold one of my favorite selections from Gawker's 7 Best Deep Fried Turkey Disaster Videos.
5) This note is included because you can't have a list with just four items on it.
5.7) The numbering system for this list is the product of a complex equation involving a high-thinker, editing and dumbassery. Don't ask any goddamn questions.
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