Thursday, September 16, 2010

Three little words


I'm a bit short on time today, so I thought post a quick, fun-to-play-along entry.

Please use the comment section to list three words that describe your genitalia.

Mine are:

1. classic

2. friendly

3. durable

Thank you for your continued support.

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swine said...

1. Capricious
2. Verdant
3. Flexible

Kev D. said...

1. Impolite
2. Open-Minded
3. Fully-Booked

Contrary Guy said...

1. Reliable
2. Responsive
3. Underappreciated

So... my dick is a 4-door sedan. LOL

Bill said...

1. O
2. M
3. G!

Ken Houghton said...

1 Small
2 Flaccid
3 Boring

Anonymous said...

1. Bent
2. Cut
3. Fun!

dean said...

1. Sturdy
2. Enthusiastic
3. Deft

I want to make sure that 3 is not misspelled. Rendering it as Delft would imply both blueness and glassiness, which are not qualities that my genitalia possess.

Erin O'Brien said...

This is the best thing I ever read in my life.

J9 said...


Claire L Hallam said...

good sense of humor..

Oh sorry, I thought this was a dating blog

Erin O'Brien said...

Some might contest that this is the dating-est blog of them all.

Bill said...

1. modified at birth
2. drug free
3. loves mornings

3xEMonkey said...

1. indiscriminating
2. rosette
3. representative

Marc Mannheimer said...


Anonymous said...

1. impetuous
2. bemused
3. contrite


philbilly said...

1. Old
2. Faithful
3. Geyser

danb said...

1. Alert

2. Attentive

3. Indefatigable

I was listening to "Lincoln Highway" by Buddy Nutt while writing this.

Erin O'Brien said...

Imagine if these were descriptions of people.

Anonymous said...

Stinky. no wait, Clean

Kev D. said...

I like that some people posted as Anonymous.

"I don't mind describin' my tallywhacker and/or petunia, but I ain't tellin' whos I am!"

Come on! Be proud people!

Erin O'Brien said...

Thank you, Kevin.

I often proudly refer to my own pudendum as "Glorious Steinem."

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swine said...

some answers contain more than one word per. tsk tsk. no followey directioneys. fail!

Two Flights Down said...

1. cozy
2. serendipitous
3. unabridged

Anonymous said...

dozing merrily away

Judy said...

Reading blogs is fun...

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Daniel said...

1. Reserved
2. Shorn
3. Dangly

Anonymous said...

(hey, 59 year old female, ftw it's accurate)

Jenn said...

1. itchy
2. scratchy
3. show

(You'll have to see my "Wicked Itch of the Yeast" post if you want more details. Which you likely don't.)

Sean Craven said...

Okay, I tried to stay away. But the part of my brain that compulsively turns words over in different combinations said that my junk was the exact opposite of the rest of me...

1. Perennially optimistic.
2. Blunt.

Amy L. Hanna said...

1. Self
2. Service
3. Only

philbilly said...

Amy, we were just dis-cussing Christne O' Donnel t'other day and our group concluded "Masturbation means never having to say you're sorry."

Jessica said...

This is seriously awesome. I love everyone's answers.

1. Needy
2 Alone :(
3. Stubborn

Joannah said...

1. groomed
2. happy
3. monogamous

philbilly said...

Jenn, "Wicked Itch of the Yeast" is hysterical, best turn of a phrase I've read ina long time.

But, yeah, not lookin at the post.