Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Ghost buster

When I croak, I'm totally going ghost.

You go in your bathroom? You think, wait a second, I left my toothbrush on the right side of the sink and get all confused? Twist up your eyebrows and start saying, hey hon, did you move my toothbrush?

And while she's telling you, no, why would I move your toothbrush? I'll be floating around your shower stall loosening the caps on the shampoo and gel soap. Then I'll slink down to the kitchen and pull all the chairs out from the table like in that Poltergeist movie.

I'm going to fly all over creation with this act--a regular Erin ghost wisp. Or maybe I'll beam around all Star Trek-like. One minute I'll be freaking out some goon in Los Angeles, next I'll be over in Minnesota turning everyone's socks inside out.

You bring in some big ass ghost exterminating operation, talking about snarled energy and The Light and all that shit? I will SO laugh my ass off. I'll be hovering above you and your shitty ghost whisperer while you're being all serious. I'll snort and laugh and blow ghost farts on you.

**poof**

12 comments:

dean said...

You are such an adorable nut.

Chrissy said...

LOL not blog ghost farts on you- how about ghost farts through you??? after all u will be a ghost right? ghosts go thru anything....lol

swine said...

i don't believe in you.

Gillian said...

do ghost farts smell? LOVED the vid. Dafty...

LimesNow said...

Who ya gonna call?

Mr. L said...

And I thought you'd STOP haunting us when you died!! LOL I keed, I keed...

Contrary Guy said...

doesn't count unless we see at least one toy floating around with you... I vote for the pink cone thing.

Judy said...

Sounds like a really good plan to me...

Amy L. Hanna said...

quessemi sez:

So long as you don't make us sic the ghost of departed house cleanser Tangina (aka Zelda Rubinstein) on ya, I think we're cool.

Once Known as The Badger said...

You are so weird, Erin! I like that in a person.

WV - jetorie - French for flying faster than the speed of ghosts.

Can't See Sheep said...

Oh Erin, you are such a delightful bit of wacky! :)

Anonymous said...

Say "hi" to Casper while you're on the other side. I always wanted to when I was a kid! Ingrid