Not safe for work

I surely basked in the moment when I discovered what sort of "research" Halliburton employees do on the job, but hearing that the SEC was hot on the wrongest and hottest of trails as the global economy was disintegrating has moved me to see what other sort of inappropriate individuals I can lure to these pages. Hence, I thought I'd post a filthy link.

I'm not about to throw out just any filthy image. I want a special filthy image. One that is at once explicit, pornographic, pro-woman, and probably still illegal in some states.

Do I have one? You bet I do!

I've been saving this for just the right occasion. So dear readers, you can thank the SEC and their big fat porno mess for finally giving me an excuse to let this baby fly.

Here it is.

For the dear love of God, I don't know what I love best about that pic. It gets better and better every time I revisit it. For starters, the shoes and the outfit are darling. Even her hands are demurely placed. Her hair looks really nice as well.

LOOK. AT. HER. MAKEUP.

This might be a black and white photo, but I can tell that chick is wearing lipstick. And dig those eyebrows. A girl does not get out of bed in the morning with eyebrows like that, baby.

But in the end, it's the look on her face that clinches it for me. She is at once smirking and victorious; confident and poised. That's saying something for a girl in her (ahem) position.

How satisfying it is to know that, by simply viewing this photo online, I have something in common with a bevy of SEC employees, as do all of you who have chosen to partake.

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Thanks to 404--not found for today's link and to Babeland for the embedded graphics, which included the Sqweel (?) and the Jimmyjane Form 2 (which looks like an upsidedown tooth to me).

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