Twilight series: 2444 pages.
If every 12-year-old girl in America can read the Twilight series six times, 100 US Senators can read the HCR bill once. GOP Senators: quit your bellyaching.
Although, since I had to read the entire Twilight series, can I just read the HCR bill synopsis?
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11 comments:
I laughed out loud (and woke up a sleeping baby) when I read this. I had to share it with the wife. She laughed as well.
To be quite honest, I'd rather read the entire HCR bill than one page of "Twilight."
-Joshua
Well said! It's called a job. Do it!
heh. forced to read twilight? what, no clif notes?
kelly
Thanks love - I've a feeling I might have to use this information soon on a couple of GOP mates who use my site ;)
Well that certainly puts it in perspective!
I'd be happy if they read it ONCE.
not sure if you saw this on my FB page, but just in case not: http://videogum.com/archives/bonus_features/twilight_a_primer_for_adults_101261.html
(word verification: hoghyper...hmm, anything like hog wild, you think?)
I think they should have Carrie Prejean and Levi Johnson read it to them in the nude prior to having wild, hot monkey sex in the Senate chamber.
Bet they and the American people would pay attention then.
RJ
You peeps are killing me.
reading 2000 pages of HRC is no big deal. just think of it as reading the Palin book (400+ pages) 5 times. piece o cake! question is: which contains more substance?
But...is the Twilight series written in legalese???? :)
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