Thursday, November 19, 2009

Healthcare Reform bill vs. Twilight Series

Healthcare Reform bill: 2074 pages.

series: 2444 pages.

If every 12-year-old girl in America can read the Twilight series six times, 100 US Senators can read the HCR bill once. GOP Senators: quit your bellyaching.

Although, since I had to read the entire Twilight series, can I just read the HCR bill synopsis?

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Joshua said...

I laughed out loud (and woke up a sleeping baby) when I read this. I had to share it with the wife. She laughed as well.

To be quite honest, I'd rather read the entire HCR bill than one page of "Twilight."


Dreamfarm Girl said...

Well said! It's called a job. Do it!

kelly@TearingUpHouses said...

heh. forced to read twilight? what, no clif notes?


Cosmic Navel Lint said...

Thanks love - I've a feeling I might have to use this information soon on a couple of GOP mates who use my site ;)

Anonymous said...

Well that certainly puts it in perspective!

hoosierboy said...

I'd be happy if they read it ONCE.

(S)wine said...

not sure if you saw this on my FB page, but just in case not:

(word verification: hoghyper...hmm, anything like hog wild, you think?)

Anonymous said...

I think they should have Carrie Prejean and Levi Johnson read it to them in the nude prior to having wild, hot monkey sex in the Senate chamber.

Bet they and the American people would pay attention then.


Erin O'Brien said...

You peeps are killing me.

Bill said...

reading 2000 pages of HRC is no big deal. just think of it as reading the Palin book (400+ pages) 5 times. piece o cake! question is: which contains more substance?

Mr. L said... the Twilight series written in legalese???? :)