It's more an acrobatic performance than anything - I see a lot of elements that are taken from the things that acrobats at shows like Cirque du Soleil use, but it is also erotic.
There's a tiny strip club in my tiny home town of Astoria, Oregon that has a performer who can defy gravity like that. She is freakin unbelievable. There is no describing it.
If you're ever in Astoria, Annie's Uppertown Tavern is THE place to go. The dancers get fully nude...and alcohol is served.
As a side note: I once had a tug-o-war with the dancer above...with a folded dollar bill between our teeth. Fun times. But you really had to have been there.
Downtown Crazy Horse, March 2006...no, that's not it...The Amber Lounge, June 2003...no, that's not it either...give me time, I know I've seen that girl somewhere.
Ooops! Erin, as I re~read my comment, I realized it sounded like I had the tug-o-war with the gal in your video. That is not the case. It was with one of the dancer's at Annie's.
When you are the only female customer at a tiny strip club, the dancers will lavish lots of attention on you and find ways to use you as a prop. This one particular dancer always plays that up with me. It's hard to describe what all exactly happened that one night, but we ended up face to face biting on each end of a dollar bill that she had just picked up and handed to me with her breasts. She was all over me. She got LOTS of tips. It was...uh...exhilarating!?!
Whenever she's there, we know it's going to be an interesting night. If only I didn't live so far away now.
Oh...and she also had this incredible move where she would crawl along the counter top of the bar, then jump up and fly to the pole in the middle of the pit (lowered stage area)...literally fly. It seemed impossible, like a highly specialized trapeze act, but she always made it with effortless grace. If I was lucky enough to get a seat at the bar, she would molest me on her way before making the jump. She had long hair down to the middle of her back and she would flip it and drape it over me so that you couldn't quite tell if she was kissing me or not.
Now let me tell you, my door doesn't swing both ways. I'm only into men. But when she puts her magic on, well....uh.....is it getting a little hot in here???
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Holy crap she's flexible.
Wow. I was having a crappy morning, but I feel better now.
Call it erotic dance or whatever, I was fascinated by this. She defies gravity!
I really need to stretch more.
It's more an acrobatic performance than anything - I see a lot of elements that are taken from the things that acrobats at shows like Cirque du Soleil use, but it is also erotic.
A lot of the Cirque du Soleil performances are erotic, too. This is amazing.
There's a tiny strip club in my tiny home town of Astoria, Oregon that has a performer who can defy gravity like that. She is freakin unbelievable. There is no describing it.
If you're ever in Astoria, Annie's Uppertown Tavern is THE place to go. The dancers get fully nude...and alcohol is served.
As a side note: I once had a tug-o-war with the dancer above...with a folded dollar bill between our teeth. Fun times. But you really had to have been there.
DDP!
You are freaking me out! I want to know more about the tug-o-war!
Downtown Crazy Horse, March 2006...no, that's not it...The Amber Lounge, June 2003...no, that's not it either...give me time, I know I've seen that girl somewhere.
Me, again. I notice your one and only label is "Erin O'Brien" Huh?
Definetly a 10!
I don't care what you call this. It's fantastic. What a gymnast! I've just had the breath knocked out of me... and I'm an athlete.
Ooops! Erin, as I re~read my comment, I realized it sounded like I had the tug-o-war with the gal in your video. That is not the case. It was with one of the dancer's at Annie's.
When you are the only female customer at a tiny strip club, the dancers will lavish lots of attention on you and find ways to use you as a prop. This one particular dancer always plays that up with me. It's hard to describe what all exactly happened that one night, but we ended up face to face biting on each end of a dollar bill that she had just picked up and handed to me with her breasts. She was all over me. She got LOTS of tips. It was...uh...exhilarating!?!
Whenever she's there, we know it's going to be an interesting night. If only I didn't live so far away now.
Oh...and she also had this incredible move where she would crawl along the counter top of the bar, then jump up and fly to the pole in the middle of the pit (lowered stage area)...literally fly. It seemed impossible, like a highly specialized trapeze act, but she always made it with effortless grace. If I was lucky enough to get a seat at the bar, she would molest me on her way before making the jump. She had long hair down to the middle of her back and she would flip it and drape it over me so that you couldn't quite tell if she was kissing me or not.
Now let me tell you, my door doesn't swing both ways. I'm only into men. But when she puts her magic on, well....uh.....is it getting a little hot in here???
happy friday indeed
DDP: warm indeed.
Just goes to show you, all the naked in the world doesn't amount to an ounce of sexy.
Sexy is all about content.
woot!
It's 2,548.73 miles from my house to Astoria, Oregon. Always wanted to visit the upper left coast, now I have a reason. Road trip.
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