Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
Fill with mingled cream and amberI will drain that glass againHilarious visions clamberthrough the chambers of my brainQuaintest thoughts and queerest fanciesCome to life and fade awayWhat care I how time advancesI am drinking ale todayLines on AleEdgar Allen Poe
Here's one my sainted mother would quote when in her cups:How well I do rememberone evening last SeptemberI was strolling down the streetin drunken prideThinking thoughts I could not utterI lay down in the gutterAnd a pig came up and stretched outby my sideThinking thoughts I could not utterI lay there in the gutterand a colleen passing bywas heard to say"You can tell the man who boozesby the company he chooses."And the pig got upand slowly walked away.(The last line to be spoken sloooooly.)
Somewhere in America, Dan Quayle is watching Sarah Palin's resignation speech over and over and over, pumping his fist in the air, going, "I'M VINDICATED!"(I mean seriously. How bad is it when I had to hear Shatner do that speech to realize it was a poem?)
Clamato sighting;Stopped for gas south of Flagstaff last night, went in for caffinated beverages. Entered Twighlight Zone.The kind of gas station that disappeared in the mid 70's.Incense, Goth coffee mugs and ashtrays, a terrarium with big ass live scorpions, bandannas, Christmas tree air fresheners, Beeman's gum, brass knuckles, hundreds of knives, POW-MIA banners, a full rack of current and retro thermostat gaskets, radiator hoses and the good kind of sealer in case you're driving a 1971 Fiat, Advil, No-doz, ice, strong coffee, every flavor of that fake weed herbal stuff, Bugler, smoking paraphenalia including several 5 foot tall bongs, black powder rifles, Ho-ho's and there, there in the cooler, TWO kinds of Clamato in ice cold 22 oz. cans, next to the MD 20-20.Wish you were here.
Pigs, Palin, bongs, Clamato and Dan Quayle all in one comment section. Perfect, really.
I like beer.Fat beerSkinny beerTall beerShort beerWheat beerLager beerAle BeerNear beerQueer BeerCold BeerNot so cold beerAmerican BeerChinese BeerI even likes me some Canadian BeerI like women who like beerI will drink beer on boatsas they float in a moatI will drink beer while wearing a hatOr completely naked (How about that?)Sadly for me, with all of that saidI can't drink a beer in my hospital bed(I'll have to drink twice as many tomorrow)Hi Erin,Erf
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