tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post7096402144988781058..comments2024-02-15T02:46:48.670-05:00Comments on Erin O'Brien: bloopErin O'Brienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-63936335741603518852009-08-01T21:46:16.434-04:002009-08-01T21:46:16.434-04:00I like beer.
Fat beer
Skinny beer
Tall beer
Short ...I like beer.<br />Fat beer<br />Skinny beer<br />Tall beer<br />Short beer<br />Wheat beer<br />Lager beer<br />Ale Beer<br />Near beer<br />Queer Beer<br />Cold Beer<br />Not so cold beer<br />American Beer<br />Chinese Beer<br />I even likes me some Canadian Beer<br />I like women who like beer<br />I will drink beer on boats<br />as they float in a moat<br />I will drink beer while wearing a hat<br />Or completely naked (How about that?)<br />Sadly for me, with all of that said<br />I can't drink a beer in my hospital bed<br /><br />(I'll have to drink twice as many tomorrow)<br /><br />Hi Erin,<br /><br />ErfChris "Chickenwing" Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09675688778162830644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-63770863878630108182009-07-31T17:47:32.362-04:002009-07-31T17:47:32.362-04:00Mmmmmmm, beer!Mmmmmmm, beer!Bill the Wrenchbendernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-68826487938426211392009-07-30T08:44:41.768-04:002009-07-30T08:44:41.768-04:00Pigs, Palin, bongs, Clamato and Dan Quayle all in ...Pigs, Palin, bongs, Clamato and Dan Quayle all in one comment section. Perfect, really.Erin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-36218534189593754972009-07-30T08:39:29.899-04:002009-07-30T08:39:29.899-04:00Clamato sighting;
Stopped for gas south of Flagst...Clamato sighting;<br /><br />Stopped for gas south of Flagstaff last night, went in for caffinated beverages.<br /> <br />Entered Twighlight Zone.<br /><br />The kind of gas station that disappeared in the mid 70's.<br /><br />Incense, Goth coffee mugs and ashtrays, a terrarium with big ass live scorpions, bandannas, Christmas tree air fresheners, Beeman's gum, brass knuckles, hundreds of knives, POW-MIA banners, a full rack of current and retro thermostat gaskets, radiator hoses and the good kind of sealer in case you're driving a 1971 Fiat, Advil, No-doz, ice, strong coffee, every flavor of that fake weed herbal stuff, Bugler, smoking paraphenalia including several 5 foot tall bongs, black powder rifles, Ho-ho's and there, there in the cooler, TWO kinds of Clamato in ice cold 22 oz. cans, next to the MD 20-20.<br /><br />Wish you were here.philbillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-36185925429935297392009-07-30T08:13:21.318-04:002009-07-30T08:13:21.318-04:00Somewhere in America, Dan Quayle is watching Sarah...Somewhere in America, Dan Quayle is watching Sarah Palin's resignation speech over and over and over, pumping his fist in the air, going, "I'M VINDICATED!"<br /><br />(I mean seriously. How bad is it when I had to hear Shatner do that speech to realize it was a poem?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-75351643481978341482009-07-29T23:57:06.988-04:002009-07-29T23:57:06.988-04:00Here's one my sainted mother would quote when ...Here's one my sainted mother would quote when in her cups:<br /><br />How well I do remember<br />one evening last September<br />I was strolling down the street<br />in drunken pride<br />Thinking thoughts I could not utter<br />I lay down in the gutter<br />And a pig came up and stretched out<br />by my side<br /><br />Thinking thoughts I could not utter<br />I lay there in the gutter<br />and a colleen passing by<br />was heard to say<br />"You can tell the man who boozes<br />by the company he chooses."<br />And the pig got up<br />and slowly walked away.<br /><br />(The last line to be spoken sloooooly.)Sean Cravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13763869499494698057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18122582.post-57069663444660562252009-07-29T23:52:52.309-04:002009-07-29T23:52:52.309-04:00Fill with mingled cream and amber
I will drain tha...Fill with mingled cream and amber<br />I will drain that glass again<br />Hilarious visions clamber<br />through the chambers of my brain<br />Quaintest thoughts and queerest fancies<br />Come to life and fade away<br />What care I how time advances<br />I am drinking ale today<br /><br />Lines on Ale<br />Edgar Allen PoeSean Cravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13763869499494698057noreply@blogger.com