Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Cheesus Christ!


B.E. Earl said...

Wow. CNN really scooped the rest of the news outlets with that one, eh?

Steven Gould said...

And they say journalism is dead. Well, okay. Dead and ROTTING.

Glass Houses said...

I don't see how that's Jesus.

I think it looks like a tiny cheese covered man pointing a gun. Or perhaps an orange mummy. But not Jesus.

philbilly said...

Our Feta, havarte heaven,
Jarlsberg be thy Name.

Thy Chedddar come,
Gruyere be done, on crackers as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day, our daily Colby,
and forgive us our string cheese, as we forgive those who nacho,
and lead us not into Velveeta.

But deliver us fromage,
For thine is the Mozarella, and the Provolone, and the Gouda, for Ricotta and Tillamook,


Goat said...

You better get yourself to one of those poetry slam nights ASAP. FANTASTIC !!

philbilly said...

Thanks Goat,
I have no idea how this type of tomfoolery gets in my head.

Maybe Cathlik skool.

I fear the slams, for I have a weakness for poetesses/art girls. Boo'ful women with complex personas, strong pipes and stronger personalities.

It's like flying too close to the Sun.