Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A post of questionable repute

Dig this irresistible free offer for the ladies! I recommend every link on that page. I loved the "terms" (particularly the part about how there's one special service George performs only for women he's dating), but my favorite part was the application. Do you suppose he keeps meticulous charts tracking the optional "statical purposes only" data?

Ann Coulter's best performance of all time.

In my salad days, I didn't care if a man had a Playboy in a his nightstand drawer or even something more graphic, but a stack of Hustler magazines on the coffee table rendered him as untouchable as a filthy toilet seat. That was then. I don't even know if they still print Hustler. But there's always something, girls. If he has a pair of these on his vehicle, he probably doesn't have a pair on his body or a brain in his head. Run like hell.

Thanks to Hal and Randy for links one and two, respectively.


11 comments:

Zen Wizard said...

Gentle Reader:

Back in my day, if a woman violated the state's antiquated "blue laws" with you--you dutifully purchased a can of spray paint from the True Value and climbed the local water tower; expressing your love for her in the most poetic terms; exemplia gratis, "Joe Bob Loves Betty Sue Forever."

(Oftentimes, a platonic love for your entire high school class--however misguided that was--could be also expressed in this fashion, but I digress...)

One did not publish for the purviewing of the entire world that the hospitable female gave up the Greek!

Therefore, I must express my displeasure with, "I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass Hard!"

A scented card expressing gratitude with a tasteful pink wax seal sent to Ann Coulter would have been a more appropriate commemoration of this milestone--it would have therefore been the socially acceptable medium to solemnize this event.

If the above lacks grandiosity, one could hire Funny Bunny from the singing telegram service; knowing that he is bound by a Singing Messenger Confidentiality Oath.

eviljwinter said...

I want to see www.anncoulterbeingfedintoachippershredderandusedformulch.com

It would usher in a new golden age for humanity.

Kirk Jusko said...

Ann Coulter fucked in the ass? Appropriate.

That's where she emerged from in the first place.

VideoDude said...

Here is Coulter-geist on the view. Can you say: "Owned".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbWSfIL1d4

VideoDude said...

Here is Coulter-geist on the view. Can you say: "Owned".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbWSfIL1d4

Bill the wrenchbender said...

What a horrible shrew of a woman, I won't use the word I really want to, 'cause ladies may be present, suffice it to say it starts with a "C".

philbilly said...

I want to bang Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Shhhhh...Lizzie, hush, don't speak, let's have another margarita,eh?

That's it, lay back, relax....
yes, this is Dvorak, I'll turn it up...

Bill the wrenchbender said...

Meh, she's purty on the outside, but damn, she's dumber than a bag of hair!

Hal said...

I have resolved not to be a hater in the wake of Obama's election, because it only reduces you to the level of those you hate.

Coulter is a bomb thrower. She is clearly more interested in bashing people than trying to persuade them, and is therefore an unserious commentator. So whenever I hear her or hear about her, I just shake my head and move on.

However naive this may sound, I hope I live to see this kind of discourse simply go away one day because nobody's listening anymore.

philbilly said...

Agreed, Bill. The tequila's for me.

Lord Basil said...

Ann Coulter is one of the few Christian Patriots left with the guts to tell it like it is.

America needs more Ann Coulters in the age of Barack Hussein Osama, the Marxist homosexual who will be sworn in as President (THAT MEANS COMMANDER IN CHIEF, PEOPLE!!!). The America I served in Vietnam is slipping away, and may soon disappear from the map if right thinking patriots don't do the right thing and urge loyal Americans to read all of Ann's books, and get the unvarnished truth on what Hussein plans to do to America by listening to Sean Hannity every day, and reading World Net Daily.