"Malorie Velva" emailed me promising that I can't go wrong with "You BiggerDick Dream." I did not investigate the proposal further, but oh, what a name! Malorie Velva. Wonder what she looks like.
Does she only date men who splash themselves with Aqua Velva or is Velva a secret code for velvet vulva? Girls named Malorie always have pretty hair.
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Mal--meaning bad. She's a bad girl...
We're both blogging about spam today!
Mine was a tranny spammer.
Perhaps if I rub one off while muttering "fuck me velva" I will remedy the flux of the magnetic core.
RJ
Hah. Sometimes I scroll through my spam folder marvelling at the names. And I wrote something about Aqua Vulva a while ago.
Jesus, I'm sick and tired of big dick pill ads, or boner pill ads.
I'm a NASCAR fan myself, but if you look at the bulk of the advertisments during the races, you would think we're all a bunch of fat, balding, limp dicks.
I'm surprised I'm the first one to say this, but maybe she's that girl whose name Jerry was trying to remember in that classic Seinfeld episode.
She should name her first daughter Velveeta.
Or Delva.
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