Saturday, January 10, 2009

Malorie Velva

"Malorie Velva" emailed me promising that I can't go wrong with "You BiggerDick Dream." I did not investigate the proposal further, but oh, what a name! Malorie Velva. Wonder what she looks like.

Does she only date men who splash themselves with Aqua Velva or is Velva a secret code for velvet vulva? Girls named Malorie always have pretty hair.

8 comments:

Amy said...

Mal--meaning bad. She's a bad girl...

Doug said...

We're both blogging about spam today!

Mine was a tranny spammer.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps if I rub one off while muttering "fuck me velva" I will remedy the flux of the magnetic core.

RJ

deangc said...

Hah. Sometimes I scroll through my spam folder marvelling at the names. And I wrote something about Aqua Vulva a while ago.

Bill the wrenchbender said...

Jesus, I'm sick and tired of big dick pill ads, or boner pill ads.
I'm a NASCAR fan myself, but if you look at the bulk of the advertisments during the races, you would think we're all a bunch of fat, balding, limp dicks.

Kirk Jusko said...

I'm surprised I'm the first one to say this, but maybe she's that girl whose name Jerry was trying to remember in that classic Seinfeld episode.

Zen Wizard said...

She should name her first daughter Velveeta.

Erin O'Brien said...

Or Delva.