... for Scene's website to update so I can run my latest column. In the meantime, I offer this:
A dumb husband is a dusband.
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and ex is a wasband
a husband who finishes the "to-do" list is a doesband.
You mean the honeydew list, Erin.
(i can never pass up a reference to melons)
A husband that violates incest laws in 23 states north of the Mason Dixon Line is a cuzband.
A husband that is a police officer is a fuzzband.
A husband who does whatever you tell him like work two jobs so you can go on an ocean cruise by yourself is a does(what I tell him)-band.
That's all I got for now...
An ex may also be a hasband, or a husbeen--especially if he's in show business.
If he's drunk he's a buzzedband.
If he's a secret agent, he's bond, husbond.
I feel like I'm at Ken Levine's blog
It's me again! I read your latest in Scene the old-fashioned way. I have to ask, are those your bare feet in that picture?
Don't ask me why, but that was more provocitive than all the strip club ads on the very next page.
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