Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
and ex is a wasband
a husband who finishes the "to-do" list is a doesband.
You mean the honeydew list, Erin. (i can never pass up a reference to melons)
A husband that violates incest laws in 23 states north of the Mason Dixon Line is a cuzband.A husband that is a police officer is a fuzzband.A husband who does whatever you tell him like work two jobs so you can go on an ocean cruise by yourself is a does(what I tell him)-band.That's all I got for now...
An ex may also be a hasband, or a husbeen--especially if he's in show business.If he's drunk he's a buzzedband.If he's a secret agent, he's bond, husbond.I feel like I'm at Ken Levine's blog
It's me again! I read your latest in Scene the old-fashioned way. I have to ask, are those your bare feet in that picture?Don't ask me why, but that was more provocitive than all the strip club ads on the very next page.
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