So I wake up this morning and some news program is telling me that the shopping cart I load up with food for my family is about as filthy as a public toilet. Then I turn the channel and another news program is telling me my vacuum is another cesspool, spreading germs all over my house. I turn off the television.
I go downstairs to see the kid off, straighten up the kitchen and put on a pot of coffee. While wiping down the counter, I see something that didn't quite rinse down the drain.
I take a closer look and see that it's moving.
I blink back the momentary confusion only to realize it's a slug. A slug was crawling out of my kitchen sink drain. This, people, is not a good way to start the day.
Erin go write book now.