McCain's theatrical grandstanding at the expense of the country has me so disgusted, I do what Erins will do when cornered. I made bad nachos.
Take a handful of shitty bagged Tostitos
Plop a slice of Velveeta on top.
Nuke for 30 seconds.
Dump store-bought salsa on top.
Consume while standing in front of the kitchen sink, staring out the window and wondering how in the hell the country has come to this moment.