Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Two ifs

1. If I thought it would make a difference, I'd lead a One Million Angry Suburban Housewives March straight to Washington where we'd start chewing off dicks.

2. If I hear the phrase "Wall Street" (evil) juxtaposed against "Main Street" (wholesome) one more time, I may just go chew off a dick based on general principal.

7 comments:

swine said...

Agreed.
Wall Street = Dead End Street.

Gordon Gekko was wrong. This is where greed has brought us. Sticking bottles of sand into toilet tanks, and eating shitty beans out of cans. Fuck Gordon Geko.

Harry Finch said...

You really shouldn't chew off General Principle's dick. It makes his job of commanding the troops much more difficult. They'll cease taking him seriously, they'll wonder whether he's changed his socks recently, they'll start rumors about his sister and the priest from Quebec City. If you must teach the General a lesson, then kick him where he keeps the Principles. It will hurt, but he's used to it and the troops will respect him.

jonas said...

This is why the world need more Harry Finch.

jonas said...

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Susan said...

Ha! This has begun to irritate me, as well. I'm sure it was a nifty phrase when they first came up with it, but it's become really, really hackneyed. Ugh.

THE MERKIN MAN said...

Please start chewing here (just nibbling if you wouldn't mind . . . and maybe not all the way "off").

Thanks.

Rory L. Aronsky said...

"Here, Mrs. Bobbitt. This is how it's done."