Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
Burnaby Aldergrove White Rock Cochrane.
Distreckia Cochrane and Olean von O'Brien.
Following the pattern[math class] [favorite sport or its stadium] [city of someone you want to suck up to] [last name],I amCalculus Velodrome Baltimore Koenig
hmmm. Velodrome.It's velcro! It's a drone! It's a dome! It's everything a person could want in a name!
wait, i don't get it.
Blackout Neil Young Bama Johnson
Don't feel bad, Alexa, I don't get it either.Hi Blackout. Did you live in my dorm freshman year?
I've woke up in stranger places. Nah, Blackout is:RJ
Algebra Mudwrestling Hyannis Port Wizard.
Wait, no:1) Geometry Jetski Superdome Wizard.2) Newtonian Snowboard Twincities Wizard.3) Differential Tetherball Meadowlands Wizard.I guess this is why you need to have as many kids as possible--with paul's name generator, you just keep thinkin' up cool names!! It's better to have five kids simultaneously asking you for the car keys and college tuition rather than waste all these cool, thunk-up names!!!
I went with my favorite soft drink, so I'm "R.C. Wrigley Portland Mansfield." Esquire. The III. Of the Jamestownboroville Mansfields. Incorporated. Amen. Roger and over.
Using Paul's formula, I am Diffy-Q Trop St. Pete Sheppard.
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