Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dear Regular American United States of America Human Voter Person Being,

Please execute extreme caution when voting for the guy you'd like to have a beer with.

The last one stuck you with the tab.



Eternally yours,

Erin O'Brien

14 comments:

swine said...

Not only that, the establishment he recommended watered down your drinks, over-charged you, and had worms living in the tap lines.

The Fool said...

It's even worse when you get stuck with the tab and they're drinking much more than you are.

hoosierboy said...

Yep those a-holes FDR and LBJ shore stuck us good...And that LBJ was drinking scotch when he normally drinks beer. I hate those kind of guys...

Anonymous said...

Where I come from the standard is "Once an addict, always an addict." Bush has no business drinking anything alcoholic. Perhaps he is above the laws of biology as well as those of the constitution. (Yeah hoosier, you're very perceptive. I was the drunk screaming at the visiting team. 18 plus years sober now.)

RJ

Zen Wizard said...

Vote for the inexperienced twerp with the half-page resume' that you would like to have pretentiously send back the bottle of Pinot Grigio that your table ordered, because the grapes in Frogland were not hoity toity enough for his spoiled, grade-inflated Ivy League ass that year.

That's not as catchy as, "Have a beer with," but that's all I got.

Velvet Fog said...

Hey now, lets leave Pinot Grigio out of this.

hoosierboy said...

" (Yeah hoosier, you're very perceptive. I was the drunk screaming at the visiting team. 18 plus years sober now.)"

That was not me, RJ.

BTW, Ms O. I hope you know half what I write is just my attempt at humor -- you know, poking you guys with a stick (but not a sharp one -- you will reply).

momentofchoice said...

cute, i especially like the title of this post.

Anonymous said...

We've converted Hoosier,

Star/WTHR poll: It's close in Indiana
Poll finds Obama has a fragile edge on McCain, 47% to 44%


Ann Selzer you'll recall, was the only pollster whose data accurately reflected a large swing to Obama in the days before the Iowa caucuses. Other pollsters consider her one of the best in the business.

RJ

Zen Wizard said...

I would have a beer with Todd Palin, to celebrate the "accomplishment" of that snowmobiling championship.

How about, "Vote for Biden, for Vice President. And PRESIDENT--not of the US, but of the Hair Club for Men."

I for one am not comfortable with four more years of the disastrous policies that were promoted by the Sy Sperling Administration...

Helen Mansfield said...

Isn't that poor woman Angela Merkel, president of Germany? He's tried to give her a shoulder massage, now he's trying to ply her with beer? She could drink him under the table.

From the photo, it looks like the beer is Merkel's and he's sneaking a sip while she's busy talking.

Apparently God didn't cure his alcoholism, but rather taught Bush moderation.

Pretzles with your beer?

Anonymous said...

Hey, how did that believing in poll's work out for you last time?





James Old Guy

hoosierboy said...

Lets see, Indiana voted for FDR -- ONCE, and gave a pity vote for LBJ (hey it would have been like voting against JFK (and what is up with all the Dems and their love of three initials?)).

I do not see the Hoosier state going blue anytime soon.

hoosierboy said...

Lets see, Indiana voted for FDR -- ONCE, and gave a pity vote for LBJ (hey it would have been like voting against JFK (and what is up with all the Dems and their love of three initials?)).

I do not see the Hoosier state going blue anytime soon.