Monday, May 26, 2008

WOMAN THOU ART GOD!

Nothing in today's post is remotely safe for work. In fact, everything here is unsafe. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Since the Guru Rasa Von Werder's YouTube I posted last week got so much attention, I thought I'd do a linky-dink post about her.

Her humble beginnings? "I strip for God" Kellie Everts. Thanks to Philbilly for that info.

Scroll through this page to enjoy a photo of Ms. Evert's "curly gates."

Of course, that's all behind her. Today, Ms. Everts is the Guru Rasa Von Werder.

And no Rasa Von Werder link list would be complete without mention of her idol David Icke. "Icke" is pronounced with a long "i" as in "like." Not "ick" as in "dick."

People, you can't make this stuff up.

And now for one last video. WOMAN THOU ART GOD!

19 comments:

deangc said...

I have an interest in psychoceramics that waxes and ebbs (with the phases of the moon, maybe) and I have been aware of David Icke for some years now.

Even among saucer nuts Icke is considered to be unhinged.

You couldn't write people this nutty. A former stripper-for-god, self proclaimed guru and bodybuilder who posts videos of herself dancing lewdly in her underwear? Who is a disciple of a guy who believes that the world is controlled by secret societies run by reptiles?

Pure fiction gold.

Carol said...

You know the worst part about the Guru is that I can't stop watching her. . . that's some scary-assed stuff. She does have nice gams for an old woman, but how could you get past the rest of her??????

Erin O'Brien said...

You couldn't have a fictional character like Rasa. People would think it too over-the-top.

And she is totally hypnotic. I found myself watching her crazy YouTubes and then the dancing. She is oddly photogenic. It's all so strange.

Erin O'Brien said...

Okay, I just had to change the vid, so if you came back and saw this, you're not crazy, this is a different vid than the one I had up earlier today. Who knew she did a dance to the Partridge Family's I Think I Love You?

Helen Mansfield said...

{shaking head}
Oh, grandma! Mr. Kinkade would not approve.

Carol said...

When you first posted about her, I actually watched the "I think I Love You" vid. I watched it ALLLL the way through. I am addicted to the Guru.

Velvet Fog said...

I freaking love the Partridge family. And boobs.

deangc said...

Fog, if you delve a little more deeply into the Guru (and I mean that in a purely metaphorical sense), you'll find that you can LOOK at the boobs, but you cannot TOUCH the boobs, because... well, I'm not sure why, but she's celibate and women are superior to men and there's a matriarchy coming.

Erin O'Brien said...

Mr. Kinkade would surely appprove of the happily partnered words "Matriarchy coming," no?

I CANNOT BELIEVE no one has commented on Ms. Everts mammoth bush in the "curly gates" photo, which you've gotta respect. I mean, the woman's got a woolly mammoth on her zorch and she's proud of it. You don't see that much in these glory days of Shorn and Smooth.

deangc said...

Everts herself comments on it on one of her demented websites. She believes that It, along with her chestal adornments, is the reason she was successful as a stripper-for-God.

It is quite a bush. She could house a troupe of spider monkeys in there.

That might explain the dancing, actually.

Anonymous said...

Oh readers of O'Brien. Oh ye of sardonic wit. How can you doubt The Guru and Ickes when they have revealed what I suspected all along. Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie are behind The Illuminati. Bastards.

RJ

Divana said...

My first thoughts were correct - she is so going through a mid life crisis...

Divana said...

Oh man, it's amazing what the mind can do to one...

Divana said...

Oh man, it's amazing what the mind can do to one...

philbilly said...

WOMAN, THOU ART STACKED.

My research suggests that these are indeed real, not silicon. Genetic descendants of the mammaries that allowed mankind to populate the Great Steppes.

I remember the Catholics blowing a gasket when she invoked Our Lady of Fatima, and my old man alternately feigning indignation, followed by chuckling.

Re: Midlife crisis? She's 63. So 50 is the new 30 after all.

All this titillation reminded me that I lust for Lori Braun.

http://www.loribraunblog.com/

Scroll down to see why soccer really does matter.

philbilly said...

And yes, we all look forward to a lot less Bush.

Divana said...

I know, I always think that people are going to live til 100.

WOMAN, THOU ART STACKED - HHAAHAHHAHA

Divana said...

Is it just me or is her dancing really awkward?

moreSanethanShe said...

NO, her dancing really is THAT awkward!

I know her too. she is the most nutty person i have ever met! she is so crazy she needs a new DSM III diagnosis listed in that book with her picture underneath!

and yes, her boobs are real.