Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Spring phone cam round-up

Sorry, buddy, but half the tree's gone. The half that's left is trying real hard, though.

Welcome to BraLand! It's a wonderland of bras!

There's a good beer store. Don't forget the Doritos.

Loosen up a little bit, wontcha buddy?

Hey! My Goat's not drunk! He ain't a little cheese either!

And one more Goat, sent from a mysterious admirer on the West Coast! Freak me out!

12 comments:

Norm said...

Whoa. The heck happened to that tree? Lightning? City road crew drunk after lunch?

I'm tellin ya, there's a good story in there.

(PS I noticed you said the Goat's not drunk, nor is he a little cheese. You conspicuously did not deny the "naked" -- AHA)

Velvet Fog said...

I see a thong in there....
mmmm, thong.

Divana said...

1) That tree could start a whole new religion. He/She sat for days under the 'alternative' tree without food or water, seeking for enlightenment. Like Buddha and the Bodhi tree, except it would be skaters and skin heads...

2) I doubt the underwire security in those bras. Just a hunch.

3) The concrete in that beer store parking lot needs work. Premise for a documentary?

4) Anyone who puts that on their vehicle is an alien...

5) The drunken naked goat could be the recipe of the year. How does the goat feel about Martha Stewart? However, I hardly doubt Stewart could make a goat come...but that's just my opinion...

6) That's got Martha Stewart written all over it!

P.S - I've gotta steal the tree photo and post it with my comments on facebook. Hope you don't mind. I will tag you in the note! haha

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Zen Wizard said...

Maybe "The Naked Goat" should visit BraLand.

Alexa said...

mmmm

cheese.

Jarvis Rockhall said...

What about legal aliens?
Are those OK?

Erin O'Brien said...

The tree is one sad story.

It lost one big limb in a storm. I was walking by when the home owner was cleaning up.

"Maybe it'll pull through," he said to me.

Then another huge section came down and all that's left is what you see. But the guy really loves that tree. He just can't bear to take the rest down.

I had to go to the Latino section of town to find that beer store. I bought a can of Bud Light Chelada there, which I intend to drink while filming for a YouTube entry.

As for the rest, how about a naked goat arresting drunk cheese-eating bra shop lifters?

nah.

fiveandfour said...

Even with all those bras, I bet I'd still not be able to find one that fit correctly and looked good. Has to be one of the most frustrating activities on the planet, shopping for bras. (At least with shopping for swimsuits I'm resigned going in that it's going to be a horrifying and infuriating day. For some reason, I always start out so hopeful when going for bras, only to have it all fall apart later on.)

Hal said...

Speaking of The Goat, and goat cheese, Pagliacci Pizza in Seattle has a goat cheese pizza.

I just thought of that.

Mone said...

I just see goat signs everywere...
maybe I'm drunk?

swine said...

i loathe this whole "illegal immigrant" bullshit spewed by obtuse-minded people. these migrant workers are the only ones willing to clean up Americans' shit...and for crappy wages. American corporations are high-tailing it out of this country bec. workers will not work for the wages they provide, and we're worried about illegal immigrants washing toilets. brilliant! like you said: loosen up (Sandy baby--remember this reference to Sandra Day O'Connor uttered by one inebriated John Riggins of the Redskins at a dinner party in the 80s? no?)