Sorry, buddy, but half the tree's gone. The half that's left is trying real hard, though.
Welcome to BraLand! It's a wonderland of bras!
There's a good beer store. Don't forget the Doritos.
Loosen up a little bit, wontcha buddy?
Hey! My Goat's not drunk! He ain't a little cheese either!
And one more Goat, sent from a mysterious admirer on the West Coast! Freak me out!