Monday, April 07, 2008

His cold dead hands

I knew when Heston died that it was only a matter of time until someone became infuriated by my bad imitation of Charleton Heston. Check out the comment from "missionaryridge" over there.

Sorry, General John B. Gordon, but I'm five years older than you and (probably) have bigger tits. Hence, the Heston YouTube stays put and to be fair, so does your comment.

Do you think I need a spanking?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My phone pooter isn't you tubeable, so I can't comment on your vid. But you always need a spanking, Erfle McDerfle.

"THERE IS NO PHONE RINGING, DAMMIT!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, now that I'm home and I've seen that, I must say that that was the worst impression I've ever seen anyone do.

Anyone.

Anywhere.

Yeah, Erin, it was that bad.

And you're laughing throughout didn't help matters.

However, that's what made it so funny.

Now then, drop by my place to see how it's really done. I have a SAG card, after all.

Erin O'Brien said...

You know, I thought about taking that YouTube down when he croaked, but then someone ran footage wherein he talks about how he used his acting skills to do the "cold dead hands" shtick and it's pretty apparent that he was damn well trying to evoke his Moses roll during his stint with the NRA.

Prick.

Anyway, I kept the vid up.

Anonymous said...

No more of a prick than Michael "I only use half the facts" Moore.

Amy L. Hanna said...
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Amy L. Hanna said...

Higher Power (or insert chosen deity here) forbid that there be any parody made of a man who, once as an actor portrayed a biblical character on the Silver Screen, in his latter years would then act as the mar-KEY figure of the NRA.

I say, spank the hypocrites.