Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Two items

1. You can completely sanitize your kitchen sponge by putting it in the microwave for two minutes. Just make sure it's good and wet or it will catch fire. And it will by HOT, so careful taking it out of there.

2. Someone landed on one of my archive pages after Googling "bejeweled clitoris." I don't remember leaving a bejeweled clitoris anywhere around here. But I hope we here at the Owner's Manual satisfied that customer just the same.

8 comments:

ajooja said...

"Bejeweled clitoris" sounds like something you'd need a shot to cure.

Velvet Fog said...

It would also be a cool band name.

shaina said...

sounds effin painful to me, lol...

Anonymous said...

I bet if you put your bejeweled clitoris in the microwave it'd spark like a summabitch.

Leslie said...

This is what I love about your blog...where else can you go and have household tips and sex on the same page...and have it make sense.

deangc said...

The thing about bejeweled clitorides is that you have to be careful because if they're diamonds they'll scratch the glass.

sleepydog said...

I want to make some clever quip about whether or not my microwave is "sponge worthy" but I don't know what is more appalling, the sexual reference in terms of a kitchen appliance, or quoting "Seinfeld" which I found to be one of the most overrated cultural phenomena of all time.
Hey, EOB, it's me, I'm back!!
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Loops O'Fury said...

will that get rid of manky old sponge smell?