1. You can completely sanitize your kitchen sponge by putting it in the microwave for two minutes. Just make sure it's good and wet or it will catch fire. And it will by HOT, so careful taking it out of there.
2. Someone landed on one of my archive pages after Googling "bejeweled clitoris." I don't remember leaving a bejeweled clitoris anywhere around here. But I hope we here at the Owner's Manual satisfied that customer just the same.