I am completely inundated, but I must address the minivan owner's out there. I'm sorry I said minivans are uncool in my last column, but this does NOT mean that I believe the owner's of minivans are uncool. Sometimes wistful for a little deuce coupe, yes, but not necessarily uncool.
One commenter pointed out that the DVD can be used for dubious purposes.
Any minivan owner who uses the DVD player to watch Adult Entertainment gets points--a lot of points. Particularly if it's with a significant other and while the kids are busy watching Night at the Museum upstairs in the den.
As for audio, playing "Torn and Frayed" by the Stones or Shaggy's "Oh Carolina" also gets minivan drivers lots of points. And although I can play music in my Mini Cooper, I cannot enjoy Adult Entertainment and a minivan is admittedly much more conducive to a conjugal visit than my Mini.
Now then, while I dig myself out of this hole, I offer up one half-naked wife who was hanging around here about a year ago.