Saturday, August 18, 2007

In this lifetime I shall do something important

I invite you all to (ahem) jump into the comment section and have some fun with me.

20 comments:

The Fool said...

Alright, Erin...what's in the shiny cylinder? That thing moves like a greased Spanish fly on visqueen...and by your smile...it just might be what every woman is looking for. How about a hint. Is it a possesed guitar slide (one of Robert Johnson's old slides)?

whitenoise said...

Mighty Beanz...

Cool!

EBEZP said...

That's cool Erin

Dan said...

It's got a mind of its own. Which, now that I think of it, is probably a pretty handy thing.

Put it on your keyboard there, and that thing will write twenty pages of marginally decent erotica.

Erin O'Brien said...

This is so funny. There might be a few ladies out there who know what this is. Anyone up for a guess?

Here's a hint: I blogged briefly about this item not so long ago. This is in response to a few requests that that post garnered.

If no one can figure it out, I'll post about it tonight here in the comment section.

Tee-hee!

Erin O'Brien said...

Dan, that's the best goddamn suggestion of all time.

Dan said...

Actually, I know exactly what that is. It's a little motor for your, umm, appliance that vibrates.

Or, you could do what my ex-girlfriend did and put it on the floor to baffle her cat. It seems to have a nice effect on any kind of pussy.

~d said...

OK. I remember the post b/c you linked to another blog...and you linked to the (product) itself! I remember GOING to BOTH links. But, alas, I remember nothing else. SO! My guess is this is an automatic wet-willie maker for those (of us) who don't like to put our fingers in people's ears.

Toby said...

We are all going to hell. Erin, I hope this isn't insult, but I saw mini Erin when I watched this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o

Nin Andrews said...

That thing can go where no man has gone before . . . Beware!

Erin O'Brien said...

Okay, here's the story: per request, this is a follow up YouTube to this silly post.

You've really got to pay attention around here.

After I turned that thing on, it scattered across the floor, out the door and I think it's about half way to Poughkeepsie by now.

I love the idea of using it as a cat toy.

Dan said...

It's a good cat toy. Trust me. Your pussy will love it.

There, now I must go wash my fingers with soap for typing dirty.

~d said...

I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

yea!



~d

Helen Mansfield said...

I think that little thing would tear up your vajayjay.

Lucy said...

That's certainly creative. We women must be desperate. (Hint-hint Men!)

This video truly is comedy. I wonder how one can present this is in standup comedy format?

nice coming across your blog!

Anonymous said...

Purrrrrr....(but make sure to roll your rrrr's!)

~DogsDontPurr

Amy L. Hanna said...

ROFLMAO! And even WAY more fun than spinning a top.

-ALH

Erin O'Brien said...

Welcome Amy and Lucy.

I think this thing is sort of like a heat-seeking missile.

Dan said...

I just got a great new idea for a use with that gizmo.

Next time I go camping, I am totally going to toss one of those into the tent of my sleeping friends. His wife's already a little twitchy, and tossing that thing in in the middle of the night will send her straight into the nuthouse.

I can almost hear the screams now. Wonderful.

sevnetus said...

My own fleshy plug dowses just like that when it gets excited(!)