Alright, Erin...what's in the shiny cylinder? That thing moves like a greased Spanish fly on visqueen...and by your smile...it just might be what every woman is looking for. How about a hint. Is it a possesed guitar slide (one of Robert Johnson's old slides)?
OK. I remember the post b/c you linked to another blog...and you linked to the (product) itself! I remember GOING to BOTH links. But, alas, I remember nothing else. SO! My guess is this is an automatic wet-willie maker for those (of us) who don't like to put our fingers in people's ears.
I just got a great new idea for a use with that gizmo.
Next time I go camping, I am totally going to toss one of those into the tent of my sleeping friends. His wife's already a little twitchy, and tossing that thing in in the middle of the night will send her straight into the nuthouse.
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Alright, Erin...what's in the shiny cylinder? That thing moves like a greased Spanish fly on visqueen...and by your smile...it just might be what every woman is looking for. How about a hint. Is it a possesed guitar slide (one of Robert Johnson's old slides)?
Mighty Beanz...
Cool!
That's cool Erin
It's got a mind of its own. Which, now that I think of it, is probably a pretty handy thing.
Put it on your keyboard there, and that thing will write twenty pages of marginally decent erotica.
This is so funny. There might be a few ladies out there who know what this is. Anyone up for a guess?
Here's a hint: I blogged briefly about this item not so long ago. This is in response to a few requests that that post garnered.
If no one can figure it out, I'll post about it tonight here in the comment section.
Tee-hee!
Dan, that's the best goddamn suggestion of all time.
Actually, I know exactly what that is. It's a little motor for your, umm, appliance that vibrates.
Or, you could do what my ex-girlfriend did and put it on the floor to baffle her cat. It seems to have a nice effect on any kind of pussy.
OK. I remember the post b/c you linked to another blog...and you linked to the (product) itself! I remember GOING to BOTH links. But, alas, I remember nothing else. SO! My guess is this is an automatic wet-willie maker for those (of us) who don't like to put our fingers in people's ears.
We are all going to hell. Erin, I hope this isn't insult, but I saw mini Erin when I watched this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o
That thing can go where no man has gone before . . . Beware!
Okay, here's the story: per request, this is a follow up YouTube to this silly post.
You've really got to pay attention around here.
After I turned that thing on, it scattered across the floor, out the door and I think it's about half way to Poughkeepsie by now.
I love the idea of using it as a cat toy.
It's a good cat toy. Trust me. Your pussy will love it.
There, now I must go wash my fingers with soap for typing dirty.
I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind
yea!
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~d
I think that little thing would tear up your vajayjay.
That's certainly creative. We women must be desperate. (Hint-hint Men!)
This video truly is comedy. I wonder how one can present this is in standup comedy format?
nice coming across your blog!
Purrrrrr....(but make sure to roll your rrrr's!)
~DogsDontPurr
ROFLMAO! And even WAY more fun than spinning a top.
-ALH
Welcome Amy and Lucy.
I think this thing is sort of like a heat-seeking missile.
I just got a great new idea for a use with that gizmo.
Next time I go camping, I am totally going to toss one of those into the tent of my sleeping friends. His wife's already a little twitchy, and tossing that thing in in the middle of the night will send her straight into the nuthouse.
I can almost hear the screams now. Wonderful.
My own fleshy plug dowses just like that when it gets excited(!)
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