Monday, July 23, 2007
Fun with Mr. Bubble and a dancing devil
1. There's nothing wrong with tearing off one another's clothes and having raw, animal sex.
2. For a longer, more involved sexual encounter however, a preliminary shower is a good idea.
3. When you shower in anticipation of an elaborate session and then execute it with such vigor that a second shower is required, now that's an accomplishment.
4. What makes you think I have any experience with this topic?
5. Who came up with the idea that a dancing alien would be an effective lure for refinancing my mortgage? Or a scary clown? When I see an animated Pennywise or green Close Encounter thingie doing the Bojangles, I want to run screaming from the computer.
7. They should use this dancing Satan. This guy makes me want to remove my pants every time (although to be fair, they're not interested in the removal of my pants).
8. Why am I numbering these sentences?
9. Eek!
10. There's a devil in my drawers.
11. Off to the shower.
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8 comments:
"10. There's a devil in my drawers. "
Oh. So that's where I left it.
I just fart in my bath. Saves money on bubble bath. I'm just thinking of the environment.
About number 1.
What kind of animal would that be? I'm telling you now: I'm doing nothing that involves a chicken.
Great Erin!
Dancing Satan is a real find and of course the raw animal sex! If it's that raw it doesn't matter what sort of animal, believe me!!
JW: And I've got your car keys as well, baby.
Badger: Now THAT is a useful avatar. And stop wit the flatulence. Jane will never come back.
Chip: No chickens baby, just a nice little puss.
EBEZP: What I like about you, baby, is your open mind. Me likes a man with an open ... mind.
Re: #7, are you sure they're not interested in removing your pants?
(everybody else is!)
Hey Erin...whatever happened to Pinkie? I miss him...
Norm: purr.
JJ: I don't know what that big lovable lug is doing.
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