Monday, July 23, 2007
Fun with Mr. Bubble and a dancing devil
1. There's nothing wrong with tearing off one another's clothes and having raw, animal sex.
2. For a longer, more involved sexual encounter however, a preliminary shower is a good idea.
3. When you shower in anticipation of an elaborate session and then execute it with such vigor that a second shower is required, now that's an accomplishment.
4. What makes you think I have any experience with this topic?
5. Who came up with the idea that a dancing alien would be an effective lure for refinancing my mortgage? Or a scary clown? When I see an animated Pennywise or green Close Encounter thingie doing the Bojangles, I want to run screaming from the computer.
7. They should use this dancing Satan. This guy makes me want to remove my pants every time (although to be fair, they're not interested in the removal of my pants).
8. Why am I numbering these sentences?
10. There's a devil in my drawers.
11. Off to the shower.